Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for April 17, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  about 1 month ago

    Smarter Than The Average Bear

    I work in a hotel. Our lowest floor is still about a meter and a half from the ground, and each of our outside rooms has a balcony rail. A guest has decided he wants to unload his motorcycle from his truck and leave the ramp down, so (I’m assuming) he can ride the bike up when he is done.

    The guest who is staying in that room ordered room service earlier in the day and decided to leave the food uncovered and the balcony doors open, and they later went to the hotel pool /spa to relax.

    Upon returning, they calmly come up to us at reception, and say:

    Guest: “There’s a bear in the room.”

    Puzzled, we quietly approached the room and slowly opened the door. Lo and behold, there was indeed a bear eating room service and making a mess of my afternoon.

    We called Parks Canada to deal with it.

    The guest was not charged a cleaning fee.

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    wirepunchr  about 1 month ago

    Was the E. Coli sitting with Sal Manila?

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    ladykat  about 1 month ago

    Oh, dear. This does not bode well.

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    Howard'sMyHero  about 1 month ago

    That E. Coli cell must be heading to Sid’s Bar …!

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