A guy goes to a shrink. The doc asks why he is there and he says, “my wife told me to come here because I like sausages.” The doc says “there’s nothing wrong with that. I like sausages too.” The guy brightens up and says “you should come to my house! I have thousands !”
A packet makes a fine cup of tomato soup. Just ask for a glass of hot water at your favourite restaurant with your order of toast and you have the basis for at least a two course meal.
mccollunsky 30 days ago
Well they’ll never hurt for ketchup there.
cdward 30 days ago
Yet she still buys ketchup at the grocery store.
HarryLime Premium Member 30 days ago
Waste not, want not!
Meg: All Seriousness Aside 30 days ago
A guy goes to a shrink. The doc asks why he is there and he says, “my wife told me to come here because I like sausages.” The doc says “there’s nothing wrong with that. I like sausages too.” The guy brightens up and says “you should come to my house! I have thousands !”
Kidon Ha-Shomer 29 days ago
Ugh I’m so far behind, mustard, mustard, mustard, mustard…see I’ll never ketch up.
Alberta Oil Premium Member 29 days ago
A packet makes a fine cup of tomato soup. Just ask for a glass of hot water at your favourite restaurant with your order of toast and you have the basis for at least a two course meal.
ladykat 29 days ago
That’s a lot of ketchup!
goboboyd 29 days ago
Just put some on a few saltine crackers yesterday. First time since the late 50s. A veg and bread. Well, carbs at least.
ChessPirate 29 days ago
You know… in Hines sight…
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stillfickled Premium Member 29 days ago
No catsup for me!