La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for April 17, 2024

Practice makes perfect.

When I was young, I was told that growing old would make me wiser. I’m still waiting on that one.

I’m 79 and sometimes being old is the pits.

You can go to GoComics and complain there. Many do, myself included.

I’m at the point where I’ve had to revise the old macho saying. My version: “Anything that doesn’t kill me, makes me older.” :(