Fred Basset by Alex Graham for April 09, 2024

Bone trucks are probably common there.

Now Fred, was it Brutus’s “truck” or perhaps Jock’s? Of course not! It was the butcher’s "truck’, Dear!

(As if anyone would believe this story, Fred ;-) tsk. Enjoy “your” bone!)

Fred…that larcenous look will surely give you away!

Did it? Did it really, Fred? We have our doubts about that story.

He’s learned the human terminology!

Must have fallen off the truck of the rag and bone man…… ;-)

Fred Lucky You that the truck was just going by you when the Bone fell off ;-)

We’ve all heard that one before, and by the way the check is in the mail

<snicker!>

Hey, I didn’t know Fred was from Jersey; New Jersey!

The best line from the movie Married To The Mob, where Michelle Pfieffer says “Every thing we own fell off of a truck!”

A parked truck, right, Fred?

Found gold!

Was that when “YOU” jumped off the truck ….. Fred ……. ;)

Maybe Fred found the bone Mrs Dear

Isn’t “It fell off the (back of) the truck” slang for “I stole it”?