(I’m a shipping clerk in a large warehouse, one of only two women in a staff of over 30. It’s hockey play-off time and I’m surrounded by burly warehouse workers hashing over last night’s game and getting into heated arguments. During a break in the bickering…)
Me: “You know, you guys talk about hockey as though it actually matters.”
Yakety Sax 2 months ago
From Not Always Right: Acting Hokey About Hockey
(I’m a shipping clerk in a large warehouse, one of only two women in a staff of over 30. It’s hockey play-off time and I’m surrounded by burly warehouse workers hashing over last night’s game and getting into heated arguments. During a break in the bickering…)
Me: “You know, you guys talk about hockey as though it actually matters.”
(Cue crickets chirping.)
cdward 2 months ago
Give him a slap shot.
cdward 2 months ago
You’ll never score with a line like that.
wirepunchr 2 months ago
“Get the puck outta here!”
Kroykali 2 months ago
Rodney Dangerfield: “I went to see a fight and a hockey game broke out.”
Slowly, he turned... 2 months ago
That left her cold.
ladykat 2 months ago
No, but you can buy me another beer.
mokspr Premium Member 2 months ago
Someone’s about to get a penalty for “hooking”.
ChessPirate 2 months ago
“Check out, loser!”
“Ice Queen!”
Zebrastripes 2 months ago
Lil will be reaching for her Hockey stick in a moment…splat
Howard'sMyHero 2 months ago
The NHL you say …!
Kroykali 2 months ago
Keep your stick on the ice.
brettkoth 2 months ago
Smooth as ice.
stillfickled Premium Member about 2 months ago
What’s that sticking out of or in her nose? Tongue? Lip?