Dad’s conversation with new boyfriend went something like this…*Dad: Do you plan on marriage? NB: Why, yes. *Dad: Do you have a job? *NB: No. *Dad: Do you have any money? *NB: No, but God will provide. *Dad: Are you even looking for work? *NB: No, God will provide. *Dad: How do you expect to buy food, shelter, et al? *NB: God will provide. *Mom (to Dad): What do you think of daughters’ new boyfriend? *Dad: He has no money, no job, no prospects, or even any kind of drive……but on the other hand, he does think I’m God.
Leroy 2 months ago
“Well, dear, he’s broke, he’s cockeyed, and he picks his nose. Anything else I can help you with??”
Grumpy Old Guy 2 months ago
Actions speak louder than words….
angelolady Premium Member 2 months ago
He is telling you. Don’t be clueless!
The dude from FL Premium Member 2 months ago
You shouldn’t have asked. You like him!
TStyle78 2 months ago
She just needs a dad translator.
daDoctah1 2 months ago
Pretty much nailed it, though.
Dave427 2 months ago
Dad’s conversation with new boyfriend went something like this…*Dad: Do you plan on marriage? NB: Why, yes. *Dad: Do you have a job? *NB: No. *Dad: Do you have any money? *NB: No, but God will provide. *Dad: Are you even looking for work? *NB: No, God will provide. *Dad: How do you expect to buy food, shelter, et al? *NB: God will provide. *Mom (to Dad): What do you think of daughters’ new boyfriend? *Dad: He has no money, no job, no prospects, or even any kind of drive……but on the other hand, he does think I’m God.
charles9156 2 months ago
dads – all the same ;+)
raybarb44 2 months ago
Same thing…..
mistercatworks 2 months ago
MimeDad