Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for March 07, 2024

You can also change it so players don’t get called for traveling or double-dribbling … wait, that is already the way it works ;)

Or make the hoops a little larger in diameter.

Won’t they notice the clocks ticking down faster? (Maybe DST will mess that up)

I’m pretty sure they’ll notice.

The brains of the team owners have also shrunk by 20%

I notice that ex-baseball star Steve Garvey is running for political office in California.

How many wives does he have THIS year?

Or, you could shorten it by 100% and put on more hockey.

might as well change the rules, there already is no more walks, carries, and for a non-contact sports, there is plenty of that! and they sure make a big deal out of a 2 pt stuff that any 6 ft person can do. Just a few reasons i don’t watch Bball anymore. Make a dunk 1 pt! no skill involved, just height!

I don’t think I’ve noticed an NBA season on nearly two decades. When does it run?

Keep the balls the same. Make the hoops 4" larger and 6" lower.

Tell them it’s a WNBA regulation size and half the players will threaten to strike over it