Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for December 04, 2023

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    jasonsnakelover  6 months ago

    Every toad is a frog, but not every frog is a toad so frogs can have warts.

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    DaveG1960  6 months ago

    Tried to give him a dictionary, but he kept saying, “Read it, Read it, Read it”!

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    Calvinist1966  6 months ago

    So witches buy their warts from toads! Warts are part of the folklore concerning witches and people with warts were often accused of being witches. Having warts wasn’t proof but it was grounds for suspicion.

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    Troglodyte  6 months ago

    Warts the matter with him?!

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    sandpiper  6 months ago

    Whatever she turned him into, handsome isn’t the first word one would think of.

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    Got any Berribits left? Lol

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    Just-me  6 months ago

    Did he lose the jug o rum part too?

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    brklnbern  6 months ago

    Not if only a female frog will kiss you.

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