Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 04, 2009

You get what you asked for.

“It was just a figure of speech. Now get back to work!”

My, oh my! A cubicle next to a window. How upper management can you get.

When did you last work in an office where the windows actually opened ???!!!

These days, non-opening windows is a preventative measure.

Steverino - Isnt that the truth!

This is why working with animals is much better. No tiny boxes!

See in my workplace, the boss would be telling his subordinate to make the reminder an action item and quarterback the closing of the window initiative.

Reminds me of how much I miss a cubicle, a lame boss spouting the buzz word of the week. NOT!

I have trouble believing that a boss in a place like that would use the word, “think”, let alone “outside the box”. He could end up with a revolt!

a bit reminiscent of the movie office space

Promote that guy flying the kite…that way he can do twice the damage in half the time.

That guy deserves a promotion!

One boss told him to think outside the box….and his other boss told him to go fly a kite.

At work, they tell me I’m valuable because I “think outside the box”. I disagree. I just have a really big, oddly shaped box with more than four linear dimensions , filled with some very strange skills and information.

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