She may bring it now, CB, but you’ll probably end up wearing it.
At the dinner table one time, my oldest brother looked at me and said, “Pass the salt!”. My mom said, “Say ‘please’ you big pig!”, so my brother said, “OK, pass the salt please you big pig!”. Even my mom laughed.
mccollunsky 5 months ago
Don’t forget to tip your waitress, but she might not like it.
iggyman 5 months ago
I would hear “Get it yourself”!
uniquename 5 months ago
She may bring it now, CB, but you’ll probably end up wearing it.
At the dinner table one time, my oldest brother looked at me and said, “Pass the salt!”. My mom said, “Say ‘please’ you big pig!”, so my brother said, “OK, pass the salt please you big pig!”. Even my mom laughed.
Chris 5 months ago
careful Chuck, you could be wearing that glass of water on your head.
notmoving Premium Member 5 months ago
He’s got a collar!
ladykat 5 months ago
Say please, Charlie Brown, or you might not like where the water ends up.
sobrown51 5 months ago
Good joke, but no water coming…..
Dkram 5 months ago
Careful Charlie, she’ll push your ears together.
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eced52 5 months ago
They have been watching Abbot and Costello.
Shikamoo Premium Member 5 months ago
Good joke and a lesson in manners too.