The particular difficulty of the way the US does elections with basically only two parties that matter: You have to FIRST get on the ballot and THEN you have to beat your opponent. For one, you have to be further toward the edge than your in-party opponents. For the other, you have to be attractive to the undecided voters and at least some of the people who normally vote for the other party. Which is not AT ALL the same platform you had to use to get on the ballot. The candidate who can lie the best, then, is often the overall winner. That’s really a bad thing.
That can’t be trump… the prisoner is nowhere NEARLY fat enough…and the handtruck doesn’t have the heavy duty suspension that would be needed to support his flabby butt!
Don’t worry about his polls. Once he’s gone all kinds of other terds will float to the top. Republicans will have all kinds of other choices for their candidate.
As much as the above comments are ‘fun’ (and fictional), I’d still go with prison. Or… I have an empty basement. Could slap an ankle bracelet on him and put him downstairs. No fast food. No phone. No computer or cell phone. Just silence, aloneness, and pescatarian food.
Will? 10 months ago
Disgustingly, pathetically ACCURATE! Another great cartoon from Molina.
XF8U-3 10 months ago
One would like to see Trump faced alone with Hannibal Lecter.
Erse IS better 10 months ago
The particular difficulty of the way the US does elections with basically only two parties that matter: You have to FIRST get on the ballot and THEN you have to beat your opponent. For one, you have to be further toward the edge than your in-party opponents. For the other, you have to be attractive to the undecided voters and at least some of the people who normally vote for the other party. Which is not AT ALL the same platform you had to use to get on the ballot. The candidate who can lie the best, then, is often the overall winner. That’s really a bad thing.
Masterskrain Premium Member 10 months ago
That can’t be trump… the prisoner is nowhere NEARLY fat enough…and the handtruck doesn’t have the heavy duty suspension that would be needed to support his flabby butt!
We has seen the enemy 10 months ago
Is that McConnell they’re wheeling out after a press conference?
Tonto & Redd Panda 10 months ago
Hannibal was a cannibal, but, he was polite and well spoken.
More than can be said for the orange blob.
Durak Premium Member 10 months ago
Don’t worry about his polls. Once he’s gone all kinds of other terds will float to the top. Republicans will have all kinds of other choices for their candidate.
Joan Tinnin Premium Member 10 months ago
That’s supposed to by tRump on the dolly? Don’t think so
Radish the wordsmith 10 months ago
They want to murder democracy in the USA and feast on its corpse.
T Smith 10 months ago
The Republican Party:
Party before country,Power before principles,Profits before people.
librarylady59 10 months ago
As much as the above comments are ‘fun’ (and fictional), I’d still go with prison. Or… I have an empty basement. Could slap an ankle bracelet on him and put him downstairs. No fast food. No phone. No computer or cell phone. Just silence, aloneness, and pescatarian food.
Free Radical 10 months ago
An insult to Hannibal Lecter