Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for July 15, 2012

Nope, they don’t have that.

Sure Cathy, that’ll be $92.95, with your frequent usage discount. Would you like a side of eye rolls with that — they’re free.

Hello fellow Cathyites. We slept late. We don’t feel 1/100th the guilt Cathy does. :-D

Does that mean Billy isn’t getting his deserved birfday card, Cathy? I mean, it’s not like we didn’t tell you yesterday. Geez Louise, you let down your bestest buddy.

There, there my Billy. It’ll be okay. Mom’s DBC cake is done. None for Cathy.

Morning / afternoon / evening fellow Cathyites. Happy Sunday.

The only reason she does is that they’re even more neurotic and paranoid than she is (take her vacationing co-workers, for instance!) EYEROLL

Take it easy, Cathy… sometimes you just need to take care of yourself and ignore everything else.Good morning, Susan, Billy, Aaron and legaleagle!Hello to KFG, rgcviper, lindz.coop, hendelca, Mona, serenasakitty, kittycatpawsare, gmforde, soonergal, lippyfish, Mai Tai, Willi Nilli, mollie, AnonaMona, simpsonfan2, Hobbes and all the other Cathy nuts rolling around here today!

And of course, I couldn’t forget…

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BILLY. I hope your day is the best.

Guilt block is something that is really needed.

Aaron I’m sure she sent the card. You’ll probably find it hiding under the cake. Or in it.

I almost forgot the cake (although I’m sure you’ll have plenty of goodies from what I’ve seen… but we’ll help you eat this one! ;-))

Let it all go, Cathy. Just let it go …

Happy Birthday, Billy! Have a great day.

Happy Sunday to all as well.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Billy! You know, you don’t look a day older than you did yesterday. Sorry I can’t send you a(nother) cake, but I don’t know how yet. :-)

Thank you all! You guys are the best ever. :-D

iightenup LMB tried to imitage Snoopy. He fell off my lap and yiped. :-D Oops.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Billy!

Happy Birthday Billy — have a great day and a wonderful year ahead!!!!!

BILLY!

♥ to lightenup from LMB. That’s why we don’t let him stay online too long :-D

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Dr. BILLY :)

Lodry Cathy needs a vacation from her vacation…lol…….eye roll………….Happy Sunday Lightenup, Aaron, Birthday Boy Billy, Gretch’s Ma, Susan, Viperdude :), lindzcoop, hendelca, mollie, and everyone else :)………Only one more week and I’m off to Chile :)…yay :)

Hi Cathyites!! Wow, all the goodies look sooooo good — and guilt inducing. Don’t let Cathy have any — she’s got enough guilt for all of us. Hope the DBC was really really good Billy.

Hi all am & pm.Happy Birthday Dr. Billy have a great one 37 still a young un yet.Aaron please be very careful don’t want anything to happen to you No more hi LMB. : )