Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for May 20, 2023

Did he at least offer you a beer

You shouldn’t have asked Hey Bud, got a light?

His/her/its story soon to be published in Green Alien Today under the headline “Earthlings are real and so are their pick up trucks”.

Did he pick up your truck?

Probably thought you were some kind of garden gnome.

So we know he was likely in the US. Americans love pickup trucks. Even people who really don’t need them. I am a rebel in my Mini Cooper

Bet that was in Texas, those guys will pickup anything they could have sex with.

Now THAT I would believe.

But he let you go when you refused to buy the beer.

Are you sure he wasn’t driving a Ford Probe?

Coincidentally, I just finished rewatching the “Soap” arc where little silver aliens abducted Burt Campbell and sent an alien double down to Earth in his place.

It’s about time we probed them. I wonder if they taste like chicken?

Yeah right Snazorx… lemme guess, they told they planted us here on Vegalor as a slave race and tinkered with our DNA

and took the Chevy to the levee….