Mutt & Jeff by Bud Fisher for May 05, 2023

Here’s another one: How much dirt can you get out of a circular hole that’s eight feet across and twelve feet deep?

Mutt, you dropped your cigar!!!

Try telling that to Math teacher and you will probably get sent to the principal’s office.

Depends on how many plates are set at the table doesn’t it.

If five men can eat five hams in five minutes, how long will it take ten men to eat ten hams?

If a steam locomotive leaves Chicago at 3 PM and a diesel leaves Boston at 3:30, then how much for a cuppa chowder? Show your work.

There is some logic in that, a little.