Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for May 31, 2023

I hear that Russia is hiring those with just your qualifications.

I’m sure there would be a good mercenary outfit in Id that could use his “services”!

Armies obviously do need killers and they have Assault Squadrons.

Anything you hear or read that comes out of war zone is suspect, at a minimum.

There’s always NoNeck at the local ‘loan and moan’ shop

So, the name G+U+I+D+O is a banned item? [That got my previous comment banned] So I substituted ‘Jimbo’ and it was ok. How weird, considering there probably more guys named Jim out there, who might be offended at the variation on their names. Go figure

They don’t want professionals, they want amateurs that they can train to kill and maim their way.

“Kid, I want you to go and sit down on that bench that says Group W.”

Harvey Korman was looking for him in Blazing Saddles.

Yes the army always wants tough guys.

That is hysterically funny and absolutely true, but he’s missing the real opportunities in the LA County Sheriffs Department, they are always recruiting, and experienced veterans are cream of the crop…

I was in the army with a guy that proudly told me that the judge said jail or army. I asked him what he did and said he pistol whipped a guys eye out over a drug deal. 80’s army at its finest

reup?

Alice’s Restaurant.