Prickly City by Scott Stantis for April 24, 2023

Ummm … Mr. Stantis? He hasn’t announced yet.

For most of my long life I used to blame the Democrats for putting forth presidential candidates so bad that they made even Republicans look good.

Then came Trump and reversed all that.

But for 2024 with Trump and Biden a near certainty, I can only blame BOTH parties. And America.

I feel so good! I ain’t sayin nuttin

https://www.npr.org/2023/01/01/1143149435/despite-infighting-its-been-a-surprisingly-productive-2-years-for-democrats

Yes, he isn’t very exciting. And he still beat Donnie by 8 million votes. And the Republicans still think Donnie is the key to victory.

They’ve spent a couple of decades kowtowing to the most extreme elements of the party, and now the extremists control the party. And they can’t win a national election, because they aren’t sane, and most Americans are.

More like shuffling and stumbling…

incompetent and corrupt

He sure as hell beats the alternative! Either of them…

I’m hearing this year’s Libertarian front runner is the president of NAMBLA.

Biden has often been seen biking and jogging. Trump would be more of a turtle since his only exercise is flapping his gums and yelling on social media

Is none of the above on the ballet this time, hate seeing dumb and dumber running again especially if governor stupid is in the equation. There are so many political satirist out there it is not funny and the material given them by politicians is pathetical. Yelp Will Rodgers and George Carlin memories live on; their focus groups getting more stupid by the minute!

The orange haired guy does more of a waddle. So there is a clear difference between the candidates.

For a guy who rejects Fox’s lies, Stantis sure spreads their propaganda.

Slow and steady wins the race.

Now that Tucker has left FOX, he can run with Putin’s other chosen one. As John Lovitz would say, “That’s the ticket!!”

Awwwww…that’s not very nice. Oh well…he IS old. Really freaking old. Still…

So being old and running for president gives you the body of a chimpanzee? Just weird

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