Unstrange Phenomena by Ed Allison for March 20, 2023

Whew! I was really worried that there would be a racist message in there about separating whites!

There are people who will believe this, one is Greek with a silly hairdo.

When visiting Earth, try “food”. It’s a local delicacy!

I knew it.

First one of these I actually laughed at for quite awhile now. Good job.

That last one ? Be sure you pronounce it correctly.

they misspelled Kl’aatu, gives it a whole different meaning

There is that squiggly one that looks like a crane derrick having a baby that means “Wash Dark Matter Separately”.