Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for February 24, 2023

If i get plenty of the last two. I won’t care about the first two.

Use an olive. Don’t be sad 3 out of 4 ain’t bad

Gin is a good substitute

Are there others?

If the vodka and tonic make you puke, then you’d technically be losing weight, and hence your diet would work.

Lunch?

This sounds like one of those food pyramid schemes.

Vegetables? Oh that’s right, the olives.

Two out of four ain’t bad but why the fruit and vegetables?……

speak to me of these things you call “fruits” and “vegetables”…

No, the four food groups are ice cream, candy, cakes, and very large cakes.