Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for February 06, 2023

Tony asked, about 7 hours ago

Any regrets?

Lots of. But since that doesn’t change anything: shrug

Ouch on both comments!

Totally laughed out loud on this one! ;-)

My girlfriend from college was a hooker. Nothing’s changed.

It’s the whole package she wants.

No crawling out of this

That was certainly a backhanded compliment.

Peg, you should have rephrased that to “I don’t want someone successful, I want you”. He couldn’t argue with that.

I had no idea Hugh Grant was available for acquisition!

Well, this is going well… for a Monday.

uh-huh