Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for January 21, 2023

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    goboboyd  over 1 year ago

    Is that a bad thing?

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    ladykat  over 1 year ago

    I just wish I had enough money to keep me living comfortably and out of debt.

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    RadioDial Premium Member over 1 year ago

    If you have a million dollars, you have a million dollars worth of joy & benefit. If you get another million dollars, you don’t double the amount of joy as from the first, and if you get 3rd million, you get even less joy than the 2nd brought, and so on…

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    Codger1213 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Milkshakes

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    AndrewSihler  over 1 year ago

    But it looks like at least five or six wishes already—sexy babe, sexy car, big house, castle, heaps of treasure. . . .

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    gopher gofer  over 1 year ago

    he appears to have only wished for stuff that’s going to make him anxious in the end…

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    spaced man spliff  over 1 year ago

    3rd wish: keep the IRS far away from here.

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    spaced man spliff  over 1 year ago

    They’re was a genie story I once read where the reverse of the wishes were granted. So the man wished for 1. to be ugly, 2. to be poor as a beggar, and 3. for death. So he had looks, wealth and immortality, but longed for power. He wanted to be a genie, and he was—in the bottle, while the genie took his place. You see, this particular lamp granted four wishes.

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