Monty by Jim Meddick for December 12, 2022

Keep the squirrel and ship the little brat to Siberia!

He’s a malevolent little tyrant but he still believes in Santa so he has to pretend to be nice!

https://www.gocomics.com/monty/2020/12/14

Well, the squirrel WAS looking for a nut.

Keep it as a present to auntie’s dog.

Some nut shot at the squirrels and hit the neighbor’s house.

Squirrels here rarely come down from the trees, but one timid fellow actually visited the bird-feeder spillage. So cute. Plenty to share.

Maybe Russia will do a prisoner swap for the squirrel? Is squirrel a delicacy in Russia?

Squirrels are always spoiling something

Well, now, isn’t that just too cute? Little Master has a heart, of sorts, for lesser creatures, when they might blight his listing with Santa’s Naughty-Nice Rankings.

Good old Jarvis gets assigned the near-impossible task, of course….

I enjoy seeing animal tracks in fresh snow … it adds to the view

“…and while you’re at it, order the servants to build me a snowman. But don’t put the carrot in for the nose – save that for me. That way I can say that ‘I made it’!”

Jarvis must be EXTREMELY well compensated or there would be no sign of the little twerp and sounds of a backhoe at work over in the trees.

Maybe he could trick the squirrel into accepting a plane ride to Martha’s Vineyard. There is a precedence.

I’d let him loose in Sedgie’s underwear drawer. :)

I know he’s supposed to be funny, but this character is my least favourite.

I don’t believe that blue-blood sons, much less sons of entrepreneurs, behave like this kid. But it would be easy to believe that young princes are like that in pre-republic monarchies.