bacon by Lonnie Millsap for December 02, 2022

Eyes cost extra.

(Formerly) Steve Lingball: Steve is my deadname. I go by Beau now.

Lobotomy? Bowlotomy? Quit messing with my head.

With a lobotomy, someone cuts off your lobes. So with a bowlotomy, Steve would have his bowl cut off.

That guy better be careful: someone might cut his head off and throw it in an alley…

well he went drinking, had too much and wound up in the gutter.

Bowling ball

Well, it’s been fun seeing you guys. Gotta split, now. No time to spare.

Getting a bowlotomy takes balls.

They need a boy like you, like a hole in their head.