Next Door Neighbors by Pat Sandy for November 15, 2022

If you say so.

I asked Mister Google “who names new drugs” and got over half a billion hits in 0.45 seconds. I’ll throw myself down that rabbit hole later; for now I’ve got more comics to read.

Is there something that provides minimal relief that I can take in quantity? With the understanding that I will not be operating any motorized vehicles or participating in any social media for the few days.

I’ll keep using Vitameatavegamin!!

You should excuse yourself after saying that.

Do I need to show you my state issued identification card and sign a notice saying I won’t buy more that 9g of it each month? Buying pseudoephedrine in my state requires this, and it’s about the only thing that works.