F Minus by Tony Carrillo for December 04, 2022

Too late-they already got excited.

Believe me: during the pandemic, it was WORTH gift-wrapping!

When I grew up we’d get blizzards, and everybody stocked up on bread and milk (why milk?) BUT never toilet paper!!!!

Did he also get a gift receipt?

Wouldn’t it be a white toilet paper bow? I’m just saying.

“Well Bob, if it’s not the usual one-ply you order it is a gift.”

There’s a note… “Do not open before Christmas.” Have a nice month. Half the rolls come off the front, half on the back. Or, just set ‘em on the counter. (Don’t discuss)

And how much did that little mistake cost you???

Ooooo, maybe it’s the fancy two-ply kind. You rarely get that in workplaces. I recall one new roll I saw labeled 250-grit.

They ordered ahead in case there was a mad rush on Brown Friday.

The really crappy jobs give out toilet paper as xmas bonuses

Actually not a bad gift and it never outdates……