JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for November 18, 2022

Trust me, Joe, there are things that people do when they are young that others will remember even into adulthood!

Went to high school with a set of twins who were on the basketball team. One of them was much more talented than the other. When the “good” player would get into foul trouble, the coach would have them switch jerseys.

Twins never forget?

I guess it’s that strong of a family resemblance.

To your very last breath. The emotional interest will be compounding.

Well, I’m an only child and I don’t think I’d forget if a cousin stole my pay from me.

All this time and he never paid them back?

I am the older sister, by about 14 months, of a set of twins. My mother would always tell me to not hit my younger brother and sister because they were smaller than me. What she forgot to say was that the little brats were not supposed to gang up on me. I refrained from smacking them, but it wasn’t easy. Years later my mother would look at us shake her head, and say, “I should have let you hit them.”

No one has commented that this is a funny line to say to a father of twins!