Heathcliff by Peter Gallagher for October 17, 2022

With Heathcliff, it’s “slidewalks” without ice.

This reminds me of an old joke:

A dog walks into a telegraph office (hey, I told you it was old) and drops a wad of cash on the counter. The clerk gets ready to take the dog’s message, and the dog says “bark bark, woof, arf woof bark, woof arf.”

The clerk gets it all written down, and says, “You know, for what you’ve paid, you could add another bark, woof or arf.”

The dog responds, “But then my message wouldn’t make any sense.”

Eh, me thought it says “Always Wears Your Helmet. Safety First.”

But me bear. What do me knows about doggie language.

What’s a SICK BURN?

Spike got a new owner.

Hey, you cant say that Heathcliff! Only dogs can!

Dog looks like he could fight heathcliff maybe heathcliff is afraid

I like when they use young people language