Junk Drawer by Ellis Rosen for September 17, 2022

It might not look like I’m listening but I am.

This helps eliminate all the visual distractions.

Is there a cell phone down there?

Obviously the one whose head is in a hole is on the right.

They’re trying read their phone in the Serengeti by keeping it in some shade. Being so close, you can peck-type. “Peck four to replay your messages.”

Talk to the neck.

The State of the Union