Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 23, 2022

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    eromlig  over 1 year ago

    He has to be; he’s not gonna beat out an infield trickler.

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    As long as he doesn’t get a home run. His base running is very sluggish.

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    The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Give him the old slimeball!

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    Chithing Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I heard he can snail it right over the fence.

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    blackman2732  over 1 year ago

    His homerun trot takes forever.

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    Chris  over 1 year ago

    just throw the salty ball at him and he won’t be batting no more. ;)

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  over 1 year ago

    Career stolen base total for the slug…0

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    Just make sure he doesn’t leave a trail…

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    amaneaux  over 1 year ago

    Just walk him. He won’t be running.

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    tung cha cha cha  over 1 year ago

    Luv the pitcher’s mustache.

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    norphos  over 1 year ago

    A home run that goes out of the park is the ONLY hope that he has to even reach first base.

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    norphos  over 1 year ago

    I worry about the other batters/runners slipping on his musciledge trail.

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    gopher gofer  over 1 year ago

    coincidentally, his bat is a louisville slugger…

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