FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for November 01, 2022

ow

to spare yourself the embarrassment just tell people it’s a shaving wound (and you were shaving with a knife like Dundee)

Just what did you use, Roger. Super glue ?

Fake it til you make it.

Ouch.

I like how it ooses, just like fake blood.

Ouch!

OK, who swapped the spirit gum with the gorilla glue?

Owwww…… Next time, use the spirit gum remover instead of just pulling.

One of the secretaries dyed her hair with “temporary” black dye. Guess why temporary is in quotes, LOL!! Wouldn’t have been so bad if it was a regular dye job but it was for scares. Took a couple of weeks to wash out.

This is why you don’t ever stick anything on your face that aren’t bandages.

I’m sure Roger would never let Jason apply his Halloween makeup again.