At first this seems a little mocking and/or like a sacrilegious take-off (and that may be part of the intent) of “I have accepted Jesus as my personal Lord and Savior”, but this actually does have a good and true message. If you believe in Jesus, if you believe He is God, and that Jesus is the (your) Savior, then He is an example and guide for you to follow and He does watch over you (and me) – like a Trainer. And He is the Trainer/Savior for each one of us personally.
The dude from FL Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Now you can’t cheat on leg day (I hated that day)
papajim545 almost 2 years ago
You better believe
Doug K almost 2 years ago
At first this seems a little mocking and/or like a sacrilegious take-off (and that may be part of the intent) of “I have accepted Jesus as my personal Lord and Savior”, but this actually does have a good and true message. If you believe in Jesus, if you believe He is God, and that Jesus is the (your) Savior, then He is an example and guide for you to follow and He does watch over you (and me) – like a Trainer. And He is the Trainer/Savior for each one of us personally.
vics_machine Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Instead of a treadmill, wouldn’t Jesus have him on a…
…cross-trainer?
gopher gofer almost 2 years ago
now he’s got a trainer who’ll lord it over him…
Lady loves a joke almost 2 years ago
He’s looking to take a closer walk with thee :)