The septic system is usually part of the places to be searched specified on a warrant. Especially for scumbags that would no doubt attempt to flush the illegal evidence down the toilet. Typically reserved for fentanyl dealers or in cases that are even worse, like this.
Concretionist over 1 year ago
Yeah, I get that it’s a joke. But the fact that it can BE a joke is … repulsive.
Daeder over 1 year ago
“How about you search the toilet, and I’ll search the bidet?”
Radish the wordsmith over 1 year ago
Who knows what secrets are down there but no one will touch Toxic Trump’s crap.
RAGs over 1 year ago
While they are there, they should also dig up and recent excavations on the property.
Patjade over 1 year ago
Call FEMA and get a HAZMET team in there.
Stephen Runnels Premium Member over 1 year ago
Do it for your country. (using gloves and a Tyvek suit, of course).
Redd Panda over 1 year ago
‘’Who knows what evil lurks in trump’s crapper? The FBI knows!‘’ ’’Bwahahaha!’’
How does one represent an evil laugh? Suggestions?
kapral over 1 year ago
Too bad the FBI kicked out his lawyers. That makes any evidence they find inadmissible in court.
sandflea over 1 year ago
And the guy who said only mobsters and guilty people plead the 5th, just pled the 5th.
Free Radical over 1 year ago
The septic system is usually part of the places to be searched specified on a warrant. Especially for scumbags that would no doubt attempt to flush the illegal evidence down the toilet. Typically reserved for fentanyl dealers or in cases that are even worse, like this.
apfelzra Premium Member over 1 year ago
Crime-fighting can be a very dirty business. Smelly, too.
rossevrymn over 1 year ago
still funny the second day