Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for August 16, 2022

And soon you will make a large pin cushion!

Walk away from the porcupine slowly and do not make any sudden moves.

As a longtime fan of THE GOLDEN GIRLS, I’ve noticed that Bea Arthur tends to spit out the “p” sound. This is especially noticeable when it’s at the end of a word, like “tramp” or “help”.

So—I have to wonder if this two will end up bathed in each others’ saliva!! LOL

Never upset a creature covered in quills.

Sssssh! Don’t get him riled…..

He can tell a tale that will make your hair stand on end like the quills upon a fretful porpentine. (Any excuse to sneak a little Shakespeare in)

Is this to be Henny Youngmans legacy, prickly porcupine jokes?

What do you get when you cross a porcupine and a sheep?……………………………….An animal that can knit it’s own sweater.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a porcupine?…………………………………A slow poke>

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss??………………………………………………“Ouch!”

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a tapeworm?……………………………About ten feet of barbed wire.

Yeah, they’re real sticklers about it…

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That porcupine has several points…

If calling him a porky porcupine didn’t bother him…..

joke pointless

I’ll keep that in mind the next time a porcupine tells me a joke. The ones that I have met are usually pretty quiet…..

hoo boy…….