Jack Ohman for May 26, 2022

At last, an organization the Rand Paul would approve of.

Instead of an injectable vaccine, we offer a vaccine in chewable pills called “rhesus pieces”.

We still have plenty of ivermectin left, correct?

….and, you be a monkey’s uncle.

The virus doesn’t look like its prey. Molecular biology deals with cells.

For once, we older folks, with the small pox vaccine, get an edge on a virus.

Rhesus Pieces!

Comes from rodents, Rhesus isn’t a factor. Oh, wait.

Monkeypox has been known since 1958. We’ve had cases in the US before. Why the panic now?

Maybe it’s plan B in case certain people can’t whip up the Mid-Term Variant of covid?

And don’t forget your towel.

If this turns out to be a pandemic, let’s not monkey around with the truth this time, please.

I’ve read (from reliable sources) that the smallpox vaccination most older folks received many decades ago should cross-protect against monkeypox.