Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 12, 2022

Does the 5-second rule apply when you drop your sandwich in the cat box?

One time I was six seconds old. I didn’t know this applied to people who got kidnapped by aliens.

If I remember. Mythbusters were able to demonstrate that even 5 seconds is too long.

Aha. Just what the alien astronaut theorists had always suspected.

It’s even more – if you aren’t planning to eat it.

This is what happens when you don’t wash your tractor beam.

Tractor beams and crop circles. Them outer space aliens must be great agriculturists.

Drat! For 5 seconds I thought I was free…

Send that beamer back to BMW for adjustment.

It tenderizes them.

Is this the kid from ‘Lifted’?

That’s your call.

Strange application, using that rule for something you already found on the ground in the first place.

I just wish the person who dropped it would clean up the floor afterwards.

Butterfingers!!!!!!!!!! :)

LOL!!! Good one!