We have one at the retail store and its used by only two people: Me and the boss. The other one is…uh, well, tell me this:. What’s a phobia for fear of radiation? Cause the employee who works with me would rather go to McDonald’s than to a microwave oven!
As long as he doesn’t walk away from the mw oven he won’t get BZAAPed. I wish I had one of those for my office to use on all the lazies who drain all the coffee except for a few drops or take all the ice cubes except one so they don’t have to make another pot of coffee or refill the ice cube tray. They must have grown up under the rule: “If you take the last ice cube or drink the last cup of coffee, you must refill the tray or make a new pot of coffee.” BZAAP! BZAAP! We’d have a lot of vacancies real fast!
margueritem almost 15 years ago
Just a peek at another average day aboard the death ship…
Rakkav almost 15 years ago
BZAAP! (again…)
mrsullenbeauty almost 15 years ago
Oh, the humanity! Now to the laundary room.
wicky almost 15 years ago
Crikey! you would think that they would have gleeped or looted several more micros.
lutro almost 15 years ago
It’s “wrong” to touch some else’s food, but totally OK to BZAAP them. These guys are totally human…
klipt8 almost 15 years ago
What do you mean ‘Just a peek at another average day aboard the death ship…’
That sounds like evry office kitchen Ihave ever been in Don
Trebor39 almost 15 years ago
Violence to answer frustration seems to be the common response.
Lyons Group, Inc. almost 15 years ago
We have one at the retail store and its used by only two people: Me and the boss. The other one is…uh, well, tell me this:. What’s a phobia for fear of radiation? Cause the employee who works with me would rather go to McDonald’s than to a microwave oven!
Ray_C almost 15 years ago
Revenge is a dish best served cold. Lasagna, on the other hand…
alan.gurka almost 15 years ago
As long as he doesn’t walk away from the mw oven he won’t get BZAAPed. I wish I had one of those for my office to use on all the lazies who drain all the coffee except for a few drops or take all the ice cubes except one so they don’t have to make another pot of coffee or refill the ice cube tray. They must have grown up under the rule: “If you take the last ice cube or drink the last cup of coffee, you must refill the tray or make a new pot of coffee.” BZAAP! BZAAP! We’d have a lot of vacancies real fast!
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault over 5 years ago
Ues your rayguns for heaters. Problem solved.
What? They don’t have a popcorn setting? This ain’t right!!!!