Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for April 20, 2022

I’ll pass. I’m not calling in on a phone.

When I played Bingo in the church hall, we didn’t have wine and snacks. Once a month they would have champagne Bingo with a lunch. I enjoyed that – cheap champagne, a chicken dinner and Bingo. Meh.

So I was wrong (sort of) Monday about it being “Bingo for two”. At least there is wine.

Vingo!

I still don’t see the appeal. Maybe by Friday I will. I’ll give them a chance to change my mind.

You could play it in your underwear.

Sarcasm is lost on him.