Pay your fifty simoleans upfront and she’ll tell you how long you have to live. A gypsy fortune-teller told my Mum that she’d die young and it warped her attitude toward life right up until she died, sixty years later.
Reminded of a Rowan and Martin’ Laugh-In bit featuring Alan Sues and Ruth Buzzi. Man goes to fortune teller she says “You will meet a woman, she will give you bad advice and take your money. That will be $10.” Man leaves and fortune seller says “This thing is starting to work.”
C almost 2 years ago
Ne’er-do-wellian
Doug K almost 2 years ago
Your future is always better if you pay up front.
Gameguy49 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Pay your fifty simoleans upfront and she’ll tell you how long you have to live. A gypsy fortune-teller told my Mum that she’d die young and it warped her attitude toward life right up until she died, sixty years later.
mwksix almost 2 years ago
“I predict that you will be hit in the head with a large glass ball, die, be relieved of your wallet and be buried out back in the dumpster… "
Impkins Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Deadbeat. :)
sergioandrade Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Reminded of a Rowan and Martin’ Laugh-In bit featuring Alan Sues and Ruth Buzzi. Man goes to fortune teller she says “You will meet a woman, she will give you bad advice and take your money. That will be $10.” Man leaves and fortune seller says “This thing is starting to work.”
anomaly almost 2 years ago
With a little foresight, she would have gotten payment up front.