Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for April 12, 2022

It used to be long hair and great sex, now that you’re married it’s short and missing

Maybe if you cut back on your drinking in bars?

I’m retiring at the end of this week. Walmart and Costco will be luxuries.

Welcome to the real world ladies.

i work 45 hours full time and a side job … walmart and costco are luxuries

So are most American’s…no shame in that!

I’m in the upper crust, I shop at Target [the french pronunciation].

Walmart causes, sustains, and promotes poverty

Consider Gucci at Goodwill… get Flash with Low cash