Ted Rall for August 10, 2009
Transcript:
ifart, the iPhone app is about to celebrate its billionth download. (Man 1: No one reads, they ifart. We Yahoo, Lockheed, and the state of California.) Governments join the land rush. (Man: If our upchuck becomes 1/10th as popular as the ifart, we'll be able to invade another country! A small one. Maybe on atoll.) America: The harder we fall, the lower we go.(Kid: Look! I'm shooting digital babies out of a cannon!)
OmqR-IV.0 over 14 years ago
Saw the Daily Show interview a couple of weeks ago about the iFart wars. Perhaps it’s a good thing I no longer catch trains, I hear fewer stupid jingles.
mattro65 over 14 years ago
Further proof, as if we needed any, that it does not take much to amuse the simple minded.
hastynote Premium Member over 14 years ago
And you wonder why so many people are birthers!!! Do you think the iPALIN will sell with her shooting Obama’s death squad one by one?
CorosiveFrog Premium Member over 14 years ago
One of the many reasons I prefer japanese electronic guizmos over american ones.
Two of the other reasons are Legend of Zelda’s Link’s butt cheeks. We never see them, but don’t worry, my imagination fills the blanks. Teehee!
http://tinyurl.com/linkLoZ
Sooky Rottweiler says; (blushes) teeheeheehee… don’t mind my human, she’s a bit weird when she sees that (cough) BUNCH OF PIXELS….(cough) Hey! stop drooling over the keyboard or I’m having YOU fixed!
benbrilling over 14 years ago
Lazy artwork. iPhones don’t have keyboards! A modicum of research is in order.
mattro65 over 14 years ago
Typical silly word games. It’s a cartoon, not a PhD thesis. You ignore the theme to concentrate on a meaningless point. Do you live your life that way? Those trees constitute a forest.
bromonation over 14 years ago
excellent one
9/10
wmclay over 14 years ago
“Lazy artwork. iPhones don’t have keyboards!”
You don’t expect a proletariat like Ted to actually own a bourgeoisie iPhone, do you?
CorosiveFrog Premium Member over 14 years ago
Wait, asian games also have toilet humor…
Sooky Rottweiler says; Human, if it’s about Legend of Zelda again, I’ll bite you!
CF says; In LoZ; Majora’s Mask, you can go in an Inn with a latrine in it. (http://www.zeldawiki.org/%3F%3F%3F) At night, a hand comes out of the latrine and asks for paper…YEOUCH!, what are you doing, Sooky?
Sooky Rottweiler says; I warned you!