Randolph Itch, 2 a.m. by Tom Toles for December 09, 2022

Count on that

Randolph’s previous job was as supervisor in building a tall skyscraper. He was fired. He had had the blueprint upside down, and excavated fifty stories downward before he noticed the error.

Must be somewhere in North Korea

" It’s the Final Countup!!" , almost a song by Europe.