Tom Toles for January 17, 2001
Transcript:
Voice: Welcome to American-TWA- United-USAir-Delta-Northwest -Continental flight one.... in our new jumbo 17,147 with room for 24,000 passengers, excluding legs. We've lengthened the runway so we can taxi all the way to our destination for an on-time drive of 26 hours and 45 minutes. We'll be serving complimentary plastic spoons. Man: Is it safe to get out of the overhead bins and move about the cabin? Woman: No, Please wedge yourself back in there with your complimentary plasic spoon.