in the little curiosity shop of horrors little nell secretly lets her bloodthirsty plant audrey devour unsuspecting homeless waifs from the neighborhood until a hunchbacked dentist takes the plant shop away because her grandfather’s nitrous oxide habit has left him in hock up to his eyes. weakened from hustling to pay her grandpa’s debts, nell passes away on a greyhound bus to florida…
davidob about 2 years ago
And here, I had great expectations…
gopher gofer about 2 years ago
in the little curiosity shop of horrors little nell secretly lets her bloodthirsty plant audrey devour unsuspecting homeless waifs from the neighborhood until a hunchbacked dentist takes the plant shop away because her grandfather’s nitrous oxide habit has left him in hock up to his eyes. weakened from hustling to pay her grandpa’s debts, nell passes away on a greyhound bus to florida…
Lee26 Premium Member about 2 years ago
How does he keep that hat on his blow hole?
coltish1 about 2 years ago
Sad Captain Ahab in a wedding dress. That mental image will carry me through all day today. Thank you!!
morningglory73 Premium Member about 2 years ago
Changing, rephrasing and revising. Could work.
erinurse2000 about 2 years ago
I would def read this
crazeekatlady about 2 years ago
These were the best of times, these were the worst of times, Ahab’s wife muttered, trying to get her wedding dress back.
davidob about 2 years ago
Oh the dickens.