Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 23, 2022

I used to think Nate was a New Yorker

now i wonder what he’s painting

I can’t even focus on the arc when Nate’s face is going I-0 the whole time.

Worst case scenario, Nate spends the rest of the week flirting. For now 6/10 , But it could get worse

nate is pretty dang sick if he says that

I think Nate is starting to have a crush on Becky after Nate ended his crush on Jenny: https://www.gocomics.com/bignate/2006/11/19 (would make more sense if it was drawn and published 15 years later)

Also, “The art of love” reminds me of one of my former favorite metal albums, the single-half-hour-track “Art of Life” by X Japan.

Nate is usually pretty infatuated with any girl, and that’s normal Nate. Spring Fever Nate must be a whole different level of weird.

so yeah this arc is going to be nate hitting on girls

6/10

Now if he could get some girl to pose for him, maybe he could focus on his painting. rowr.

Be careful Nate, Butters got arrested the other day just for a St. Patrick’s Day pinch!

this is quite funny, he’s hitting on all the girls!

the origin of nate becoming an nsfw artist

i see a cat painting in panel 4 and nate isint moving….

Oh no

Story arc idea: after having a bad day Nate wishes he was never born, then he has a dream what the world would look like if he was never born. The world is actually much better with Nate not being born. For starters, Marty is rich and dating a beautiful woman and Ellen is one of the most popular girls in her high school, Mrs. Godfrey is slender and in good health etc. There are a few disadvantages though. Francis is a social outcast, and Enslave the Mollusk does not exist, etc. If you have any other examples reply

I think Nate is starting to get creepy. Flipping through books There has to be a cure for spring fever! Anyway, 3/5.

I bet spring fever is just Nate’s excuse for all of this.

In the Spring, an old man’s fancy turns to weed killers.

Uhh I don’t really think getting turned on like all most every girl is a common symptom soooo……

5.6/10 just because Nate is probably using spring fever as an excuse to flirt with dozens of girls

Current arc rating same as yesterday’s

5.6/10

Imagine how Mrs. Godfrey thinks about Nate’s spring fever

Spring fever reduced to 5th-grade sexism.

My bet is that Nate has ingested some sort of illegal substance

Nate’s eyes in Panels 1, 2, and 3 … ’ I O ’

Might look like Ones and Zeros, but I do NOT think Nate is thinking in Binary !!! … :)

Nothing says “Like me” like cat imitations.

I think Mr. Rosa meant a different kind of art. Probably music.

if i were becky i would probably run

This is getting weird

I like it

This is going downhill 2/10. (if nate would have not tried talking to becky it wouldnt have been so cheesy and cringe worthy)

Yaay, Mr Rosa is back! And it seems like Nate would still be able to draw things with things like spring fever, the problem is what’s he drawing…

Also, FOX News might Broadcast a little late today, please be patient.

Time for RL’S CUSS COUNTER!!! Or The Cuss Counter. I don’t know. Anyway, this feature will monitor this profanity trend by letting you know the number of swears in today’s comment section so far (actually, I do all of the work by using my Find tool and my profanity extension). I decided to try to update this mostly twice a day (morning/evening), but I sometimes may update it daily. If I’m not able to do this, I’ll try to get around to do it another time. Also, I don’t care if I posted this in the noontime/afternoon. Let’s hope we can lower this trend!

So far, there are 5 cusses today. Not bad, considering it’s better than yesterday night. But let’s see about tonight…

This is the weirdest Big Nate arc of all time

I don’t know how old this is but the YECH factor is huge. Nate is a nascent predator and very often more fumigate-worthy than funny.

I know I’m really late but why is Nate pale if is not actually sick?

Is this Nate or minetta from my hero academia?!

ayo nate i know you love girls but not like this now i am not a fan of you and what book you are in sorry Lincoln Peirce but if you make stuff weird like THIS then i have to stop being a fan.

FOX NEWS (again bc for some reason it was deleted ;-;)

Hey Commenters, it’s Swan here! Cuphead seems to have a technical difficulty today, so I’ll be covering for him today. Sorry for the late broadcast, but I’m in PST, so I had to find a way to get this one in time.

So far, general ratings for today’s comments means between 4 – 6 out of 10, while most Commenters, find this arc kinda disturbing, a few think it’s kinda funny. Also, commenter Ned Dickens had mentioned that the character “Becky” has been mentioned before in this strip “https://www.gocomics.com/bignate/2006/11/19”.

I have been informed by Cuphead that there was a trial concerning Treasurer Thomas in the weekend, and while I saw the featured comment, I was not able to see the whole argument. But, after digging & asking some fellow Commenters, the trial seems to have consisted of the following:

- Started by DO_WHAT_THE_DOG_SAYS

- Trial was about why Thomas arrested SOTI & Mario (DO_WHAT_DA_NOICE_SAYS?)

- Thomas lost his job as treasurer (i.e lost the case)

- Thirst Man says he’s ready for more arrests?

Anything else that I’ve missed, feel free to reply below.

“Off-Topic” comments seem to range in Commeter Rankings & a contest hosted by user Darcy Wu! Check his comment for more.

Unfortunately, for bans & spam, you will need to check out GC News, since I do not have that info available yet.

Also, Welcome DO_WHAT_DA_KITTENS_SAYS_LOVES FOX NEWS to FOX NEWS :D

Kitten has reported that the first comment to be posted in this strip is and argument about word replacements for curse words, started by Thomas. Feel Free to check it out yourself.

That is all for now, kids. Again, my apologies for the late broadcast, but there is a lot to cover here in the Big Nate Comment Section :D

This is Olivia Swan, thanks for reading!

Also, mods, please at least tell me why you deleted it, since I don’t think I’m doing anything wrong…

This isn’t as much funny as creepy… scariest arc there is lol

4/10 this comic, 16/30

Time for RL’S CUSS COUNTER again (or The Cuss Counter)!! This will monitor this profanity trend by letting you know the number of swears in today’s comment section so far… and you know the rest. Check my “morning” RL’s Cuss Counter in this comment section for more info. Now, let’s see about tonight…

Looks like there are 24 cusses so far. Welp, looks like my “morning” RL’s Cuss Counter is the epicenter for profanity… gotta control it!

Wonder what kind of weird rep I have here

Okay, so Nate’s skin color comparing from the last time I went here, wows

Been scrolling around the previous day’s comments. First of all, G.R.O.S.S is dead and it literally started a whole war. Second of all, it looks like there are more mature people than the last environment I was in a year ago.

What was Mr. Rosa going to say????

I like this arc it’s really funny

Nate is being so weird.