Always go with the basics. Turn off the water where you are working at. When you turn it back on to test your work, do it slowly. Also, don’t do it when the wife and or kids are around, just in case you screw up……..
Primordial Laws of the Kitchen Husband—1. If it is supposed to “pop-up,” it won’t. 2. If it doesn’t pop-up, the only available tool is a fork. 3. For electrical fires, the only available extinguisher is water. 4. If it “blends,” it won’t. 5. If it doesn’t blend, the only available solution is to loosen the lid. 5. If the lid is loosened, gravity ceases and the contents explode all over the ceiling directly over your head. 6. Gravity returns. 7. If it “cuts,” it won’t. 8. If a knife is sharp, it is easier to drop. 9. If it drops, it will always land on its side. 10. Unless you’re barefoot.
Templo S.U.D. over 2 years ago
At least the spraying faucet wasn’t that close to the toaster; that would be quite shocking.
GROG Premium Member over 2 years ago
Just wait until you’re hit by a Soviet satellite.
Tigressy over 2 years ago
Tony asked, about 3 hours ago
Did you tell him so?
Sometimes.
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 2 years ago
If she knew she should’ve called the plumber!
Plods with ...™ over 2 years ago
What I want to know is why anyone would need a wrench that size for a blender?
raybarb44 over 2 years ago
Always go with the basics. Turn off the water where you are working at. When you turn it back on to test your work, do it slowly. Also, don’t do it when the wife and or kids are around, just in case you screw up……..
sheashea over 2 years ago
What is he fixing, and why is it spewing liquid??
cuzinron47 over 2 years ago
You just would have argued and said I can do this.
Duane Ott over 2 years ago
Primordial Laws of the Kitchen Husband—1. If it is supposed to “pop-up,” it won’t. 2. If it doesn’t pop-up, the only available tool is a fork. 3. For electrical fires, the only available extinguisher is water. 4. If it “blends,” it won’t. 5. If it doesn’t blend, the only available solution is to loosen the lid. 5. If the lid is loosened, gravity ceases and the contents explode all over the ceiling directly over your head. 6. Gravity returns. 7. If it “cuts,” it won’t. 8. If a knife is sharp, it is easier to drop. 9. If it drops, it will always land on its side. 10. Unless you’re barefoot.