God’s a ‘Hands on’ God. He’s gonna do this one Himself. After this, THEN he’ll do some delegating. But, no matter what, God is in control. And, I’ve read to the end of the book.
God made the world in six days flat – On the 7th he said, “I’ll rest.” – So he let the thing into orbit swing, to give it a dry run test. – A billion years went by, then he took a look at the whirling blob. – His spirits fell as he shrugged, “Oh well… – It was only a six day job.” — Yip Harburg (Rhymes for the Irreverent)
Its just me over 2 years ago
Of all the creation myths I have heard or read, the most ridiculous is that there was nothing, it exploded and made everything.
Old man 2718 over 2 years ago
Gee boss, the best we can do is 14 to 15 billion years! Oh, okay
cubswin2016 over 2 years ago
I never thought that God was one to outsource jobs.
The Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago
Unicorns are on back order, and our supply of chains is going to run out around 2022.
Jeffin Premium Member over 2 years ago
BANG!!
sandpiper over 2 years ago
That’s a tough work schedule. They need to call their union rep. OH! That’s right. He’s that, too.
Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member over 2 years ago
Good thing there’s no sun yet, so the concept of a day is debatable.
uniquename over 2 years ago
“The difficult we do immediately; the impossible takes a little longer.”
- According to the internet, it started with Charles Alexandre de Calonne and evolved over time.
DrHawkeye over 2 years ago
Whatever. We’re never going to know. Only God knows.
jrdub Premium Member over 2 years ago
…actually, doesn’t He want it by Saturday? (Sunday, He rests)
Lee26 Premium Member over 2 years ago
God’s a ‘Hands on’ God. He’s gonna do this one Himself. After this, THEN he’ll do some delegating. But, no matter what, God is in control. And, I’ve read to the end of the book.
dwpbike over 2 years ago
so, will that be the last day of the week or the first?
KEA over 2 years ago
God made the world in six days flat – On the 7th he said, “I’ll rest.” – So he let the thing into orbit swing, to give it a dry run test. – A billion years went by, then he took a look at the whirling blob. – His spirits fell as he shrugged, “Oh well… – It was only a six day job.” — Yip Harburg (Rhymes for the Irreverent)
Jujeebean over 2 years ago
Today a lot of people want it yesterday.
COL Crash over 2 years ago
That’s doable. The framework is already in place.
All we really have to do is pick up the trash that has clogged up works and put it back into the Recycling Center.