F Minus by Tony Carrillo for January 18, 2022

Is that a Coffee Spaniel?

Including pillows and footstools.

Try that with a cat, I dare you.

Does this qualify as a support animal?

No Rowdy!

What a gooood boy!!

You mean social media stars.

It’s a Teacup Poodle

Get that off his head!!!

And mauling little children to death.

Don’t forget the ones they bred to play poker and pool.

Furniture? Nah. Sports equipment and security systems, sure.