Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for December 28, 2021

Give Poncho a bath and a breath mint, Chazz, if you’re that concerned; just wear a gas mask.

Chazz is beyond twirl & hurl: he’s @ jerk & hurk!

Oh-Oh! The fundamental forces in dogs’ physics. Just wait till the insidious 3rd force – the mighty doggie fart – joins the party and tries to convince everybody that it wasn’t the dog…

Hurk? I beleve the word for blowing chunks is hurl.

I don’t mind the smell of a wet dog.

My German Shepherd doesn’t have bad breath or smell bad when he gets rained on.

The unseen Poncho Power !

My long haired, very short legged dog is dubbed the nickname “Urinal Cake” at certain times of the season, due to the pungent odor emitted from him when he gets wet from the rain. He can’t help it.

That is how we know it is Bath time!

Wet dog is worse. It permeates the whole house.

I was hoping we’d get another glimpse of that vest

Stop me if you’ve heard this true tale before: A buddy lost his dog while hunting, and returned the next day with a friend to continue the search. They found the dog fat & happy beside a long-dead dear carcass. On the ride home, the dog sat between them in the pickup truck … and farted. The friend was unable even to say a word before he stuck his head out the window to vomit.

What the heck is hurk?

How many cat’s are in that house? Wet dog fur and dog breath are no match for the Stench of the Litter Box.

What Armageddon will smell like.

A simple way to have a less stinky dog is to feed the dog raw chicken necks or raw turkey necks. The breath is less stinky, the poop is less stinky, the farts are less stinky, and the dog smells more puppy like rather than old dog.