F Minus by Tony Carrillo for December 01, 2021

They’re still watching! Do you think they know what we’re doing to their cat?

Thank you for spelling “barbecue” correctly. If there were a “Q” in it, it would be pronounced “barbeck.”

Soon to come – a higher fence.

Either invite these two over or build a taller fence.

Creepy

I’m thinking a taller fence would solve the problem.

I think this comic got Monty’s joke shipped to it by mistake.

You would think……

No invitation unless you are a member of the cult, unless of course you are willing to make certain sacrifices…

That how we spell it in Nebraska!

Reminds me of back when I had an apartment on the ground floor, that had a back door that led to a little patio. A whole four feet by six feet! They charged me an extra $25 per month because of it… I rarely used it, but when I did the upstairs neighbors would complain…

Imagine my surprise when, coming home late from work one night, I found those same neighbors using my little patio for a barbecue… and found that not only was I not invited, but they didn’t even want me to walk through their party so I could enter my own apartment through that door. But soon Karma had its way – the automatic lawn sprinklers came on and chased them away. Of course, they tried to blame me for the sprinklers even though I had no control over them…

Try telling that to Eddie Murphy!

Barbecue is a sauce. It is prepared on a grill.

I tried that at a steak house once. The manager told me to get out of the kitchen and leave the restaurant.