If your kids ever push you towards a divorce, now you will know why.
Divorce is not all it’s cracked up to be.
It gets worse, kid: they’re back together because he offered her a trip to Aspen for the holidays while you’re going to Great-Aunt Ethel’s place instead…
And so begins a conspiracy…
(I think) xmas is a holiday of manipulation and sadness that lasts for months. Why?
Think positively, you won’t be getting as many underwear and socks.
There’s always next year……
Two jokes:
1. My wife and I were going to get divorced but neither of us wanted the kids.
2. My wife and I decided not have kids. We plan to tell them this evening.
Divorce is just sad when it involves children.
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Imagine over 2 years ago
If your kids ever push you towards a divorce, now you will know why.
Doug K over 2 years ago
Divorce is not all it’s cracked up to be.
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
It gets worse, kid: they’re back together because he offered her a trip to Aspen for the holidays while you’re going to Great-Aunt Ethel’s place instead…
Gent over 2 years ago
And so begins a conspiracy…
mountainclimber over 2 years ago
(I think) xmas is a holiday of manipulation and sadness that lasts for months. Why?
cuzinron47 over 2 years ago
Think positively, you won’t be getting as many underwear and socks.
raybarb44 over 2 years ago
There’s always next year……
Imagine over 2 years ago
Two jokes:
1. My wife and I were going to get divorced but neither of us wanted the kids.
2. My wife and I decided not have kids. We plan to tell them this evening.
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 2 years ago
Divorce is just sad when it involves children.