Joe Heller for November 19, 2021

Don’t forget Kyle Rittenhouse or the men on trial for killing Arbery.

There are better things to talk about. Usually it involves family.

. . . and NEVER talk about RELIGION !

Nice masks

Don’t talk about how nasty right wingers are and everything will be fine.

Instead of listing a bunch of politicians, make it easy — don’t discuss politics, period! You’re in polite company!

Or the price of turkey, or empty shelves, or the price of gas. Ask how their boy enjoys prison.

Well, I guess you could always talk about what everyone’s been watching on Netflix or Hulu. Or if people have heard Adele’s latest song. Or if the players and owners in Major League Baseball (MLB) can hammer out a new collective bargaining agreement and avoid a strike and/or lockout in 2022. But, after this crazy year, I think a “no politics” rule at the table is the way to go. We are so polarized these days, but when you think about it we are more alike than we are different. Happy Thanksgiving!

Avoid all political topics. Stuff your pie hole with turkey!

I just sit back and smile at the knowledge that I am in the midst of morons and they are stupid and don’t know it. I only wish I could shovel their bullsh*t in my pickup bed to fertilize the garden.